{"quotes":[{"text":"Three,' reckoned the captain, 'ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands?'Most likely Trelawney's own men,' said the doctor; 'those he had picked up for himself, before he lit on Silver.'Nay,' replied the squire. 'Hands was one of mine.'I did think I could have trusted Hands,' added the captain.","author":"Robert Louis Stevenson","tags":["humor","humour","pirates","pun","wit","wordplay"],"id":12726,"author_id":"Robert+Louis+Stevenson"},{"text":"The greatest irony is that people with Rolodexes are no longer LinkedIn. And if that pun doesn't make sense, don’t ask anyone in your Rolodex to explain it.","author":"Ryan Lilly","tags":["business","connections","humor","irony","linkedin","networking","pun","relationships","rolodex"],"id":28731,"author_id":"Ryan+Lilly"},{"text":"Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear...Nothing is ever perfectly straight. It's slash.","author":"Dart Gray","tags":["gay","pun","witty"],"id":48931,"author_id":"Dart+Gray"},{"text":"Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.","author":"C.L. Parker","tags":["denial","egypt","love","love","pun","river"],"id":50947,"author_id":"C.L.+Parker"},{"text":"People ask me where I got my x-ray powers. I inherited them from my parents in parental supervision. Erase the dots and your doubts if you think that I was 'raysed' alone.","author":"Ana Claudia Antunes","tags":["autobiographical","autobiography","childhood","childhood-memories","enlightment","figurative","homographic","homophonic","humorous","paranormal","play-on-words","pun","puns","raised","rethorical","super-powers","supernatural","supervision","telepathy","third-eye","wordplay","x-ray","x-ray-vision"],"id":132782,"author_id":"Ana+Claudia+Antunes"},{"text":"When we were little,' the Mock Turtle went on at last, more calmly, though still sobbing a little now and then, 'we went to school in the sea. The master was an old Turtle - we used to call him Tortoise -'Why did you call him Tortoise, if he wasn't one?' Alice asked.'We called him Tortoise because he taught us,' said the Mock Turtle angrily: 'really you are very dull!","author":"Lewis Carroll","tags":["alice-in-wonderland","learning","mock-turtle","pun","school","taught","teacher","tortoise","turtle","wonderland"],"id":136027,"author_id":"Lewis+Carroll"},{"text":"Homo Cannot Erectus.","author":"Adham T. Fusama","tags":["pun","rant","teenagers"],"id":152169,"author_id":"Adham+T.+Fusama"},{"text":"Stop your idiocy, Sandra, please. For once in your death.","author":"Lauren Oliver","tags":["alice-to-sandra","comedy","humor","irony","page-200","pun"],"id":175871,"author_id":"Lauren+Oliver"},{"text":"What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said 'no-no!', forgot the 'o' and decided to become a nun!","author":"Ana Claudia Antunes","tags":["conjugate","english-language","humor","humorous","joke","noun","nun","pun","verb"],"id":176891,"author_id":"Ana+Claudia+Antunes"},{"text":"Going to the gym at this odd hour didn't 'work out' for me.","author":"Abheek Kakkar","tags":["pun","sarcasm"],"id":225630,"author_id":"Abheek+Kakkar"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":19,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}