{"quotes":[{"text":"Return me safely to my home,” the princess said, “and I shall reward you with your weight in eggs.”\tOlorun snorted derisively. “You’re joking, right?”\tThe woman’s eyes flitted in embarrassment. \t“Now wait a minute,” said Helianthus. “We’re talkin’ eggs here. What sort of eggs? Ostrich eggs?”\tNeferre made an impatient noise. “Hel! She doesn’t have any eggs! Unless they’re hidden in a very . . . Delicate place.” Neferre grinned at the princess. “Tell me your eggs are hidden where I think they’re hidden.","author":"Ash Gray","tags":["elves","fantasy","fantasy-fiction","humor","humorous","princess","princesses"],"id":16212,"author_id":"Ash+Gray"},{"text":"The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","appreciate","appreciation","funny","hilarious","humor","humorous","humour","joke","jokes","king","kings","prince","princes","princess","princesses","queen","queens","quotations","quotes","satire","unappreciated"],"id":36428,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"I believe in magic. In evil sorceresses who deep down are really beautiful princesses. I believe in immortals who live in a different world than this one, accessible by magical stone wheels.","author":"Morgan Rhodes","tags":["believe","immortals","kingdoms","magic","princesses"],"id":71375,"author_id":"Morgan+Rhodes"},{"text":"Galen!' The crown princess flung herself into her husband's arms with a glad cry. The other princesses shrieked and threw themselves at their brother-in-law only a moment later.","author":"Jessica Day George","tags":["galen","happy","princesses","rose","sisters"],"id":95873,"author_id":"Jessica+Day+George"},{"text":"A princess always takes care that her words are honeyed, for she may have to eat them.","author":"Christina Dodd","tags":["christina-dodd","funny","princesses"],"id":111338,"author_id":"Christina+Dodd"},{"text":"Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","breakup","breakups","date","dating","divorce","divorces","fable","fables","fairy-tale","fairy-tales","fantasies","fantasy","fiction","frog","frogs","funny","hilarious","humor","humorous","humour","joke","jokes","king","kings","kiss","kiss-a-frog","kiss-a-lot-of-frogs","kisser","kissers","kissing","marriage","marriages","prince","princes","princess","princesses","queen","queens","quotations","quotes","relationship","relationships","romance","romantic","satire","woman","women"],"id":123890,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep.","author":"Cinderella","tags":["dreams","heart","princesses","wishes"],"id":138610,"author_id":"Cinderella"},{"text":"My knees will not tremble at the sight of a King but I will kneel down before a man of humility.","author":"Princess Maleiha Bajunaid Candao","tags":["humility","power","princes","princess","princesses","queens-and-kings","royalty"],"id":156632,"author_id":"Princess+Maleiha+Bajunaid+Candao"},{"text":"I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!","author":"Ljupka Cvetanova","tags":["easy-come-easy-go","expectation","grow-up","headache","humorous","humorous","inspiration","irony","life","life-span","love","princess","princesses","queen","quote","about-crown","sarcasm","self","witty"],"id":185072,"author_id":"Ljupka+Cvetanova"},{"text":"You’re a princess. And princesses are never nervous. Princesses are brave and pretty and fearless.","author":"Kandi Steiner","tags":["fearless","inspirational","princesses","song-chaser"],"id":198483,"author_id":"Kandi+Steiner"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":16,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}