You cannot simultaneously want to eat a chocolate cake every day in front of the TV and want to be slim. You cannot want to be single and carefree and want to be in a loving, exclusive relationship.

The unchangeable price of everything more precious and valuable is blood.

The price you will offer yourself to the world, is how much they will buy you.

So it’s true, when all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love.

There is a sacred cost for everything.

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Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.