{"quotes":[{"text":"This shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, muthafucka!","author":"Gerard Way","tags":["funny","gerardway","peasy","pie","pumpkins"],"id":31932,"author_id":"Gerard+Way"},{"text":"Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don’t look awful this time.Me (Ilona): ...~A little later~Kid 2: *wandering into the kitchen*Kid 1: Hey, you’ve got to see these pies. *opening the stove*Kid 2: Wow. They are not ugly this time.Kid 1: I know, right?","author":"Ilona Andrews","tags":["2011","funny","ilona-andrews","ilona-andrews-website","kids","pie","thanksgiving"],"id":40222,"author_id":"Ilona+Andrews"},{"text":"You may receive a pie, eat it and forget. You may receive champagne, drink it and forget. But when you receive a book, you can open it again and again.","author":"Israelmore Ayivor","tags":["books","champagne","food","israelmore-ayivor","pie","publishing","reading","writers","writing"],"id":94320,"author_id":"Israelmore+Ayivor"},{"text":"On the path to Conquer the throne,some of your pawns must die...If your eyes aim the big kill,you must learn to eat humble pie.","author":"Aamir Sarfraz (aamir rajput khan)","tags":["aim","big-dreams","conquer","die","eyes","humble","inspirational","kill","learn","love","motivational","must","path","pawns","pie","rebel","some","thoughts-on-life","throne","throne-of-glass"],"id":161328,"author_id":"Aamir+Sarfraz+%28aamir+rajput+khan%29"},{"text":"If you have half a nothing - sell it for a double something, resell half at double-price, and buy another something and a half - how much nothing will you have two days from then? Like three. Because three is the short version of π, and π is involved in virtually anything, in some form, if you believe what the internet tells you.","author":"Will Advise","tags":["buying","divide","division","double","form","half","information","informed","internet","multiplication","nothing","pi","pie","quantity","reselling","sales","sell","selling","shape","something","three","threesome","time","virtual","virtualization","virtually","π"],"id":170686,"author_id":"Will+Advise"},{"text":"See that's where you're wrong baby. When you find your man, it's almost too easy. Gettin' married and havin' a mortgage, kids and a business to run and findin' a way to stay in love day in day out, that's the tougher part. But the beginning'… that parts easy as pie. That's why they call it fallin' because it happens before you have time to stop yourself.","author":"Rachel Hollis","tags":["falling-in-love","mom","pie"],"id":171081,"author_id":"Rachel+Hollis"},{"text":"I went to sit in the bus station and think this over. I ate another apple pie and ice cream; that’spractically all I ate all the way across the country, I knew it was nutritious and it was delicious, ofcourse.","author":"Jack Kerouac","tags":["delicious","food","humor","nutritious","pie","roadtrip","thinking"],"id":179146,"author_id":"Jack+Kerouac"},{"text":"Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie.","author":"Will Advise","tags":["always","eating","having","heavent","inside","nose","nothing","pie","pizza","smelling"],"id":200781,"author_id":"Will+Advise"},{"text":"Only those who will love longer than they expected to can truly love pecan pie, which doesn't explain its status as death rows most requested last dessert, or why chopped pecans, corn syrup, directions from the Karo bottle's cherry-red side are what mercy taste like to some. But there you have it.","author":"Kate Lebo","tags":["baking","corn-syrup","death","death-row","dessert","life","love","mercy","pastry","pecan-pie","pie","poetry","prose-poetry"],"id":240376,"author_id":"Kate+Lebo"},{"text":"Alford, Massachusetts: Mandy stood there with her old Nikon film camera, snapping photo after photo of the rural landscape. It was difficult to describe the wonderful feeling of there not being a single cell phone in sight; the only modern technology around was the faint blue glow of a cathode ray tube television in the window of a nearby house, and a few cars and trucks parked in crumbling gravel driveways. She was allowed to see this place, one that would likely be ruined by the 21st century as time went on… places like these were extremely hard to find these days. A world of wood-burning cookstoves and the waxy smell of Paraffin, laundry hung out to dry, rusty steel bridges over streams that reflected the bright blue skies, apple pies left out on windowsills… a world of hard work with very little to show for it aside from the sunlight beaming down on a proud community. And Mandy wanted to trap it all in her Kodak film rolls and rescue it from the future.","author":"Rebecca McNutt","tags":["barnyard","cell-phone","cook-stove","country","digital","earth","farm","film","future","glow","grim","kodachrome","kodak","laundry","love","massachusetts","missing","nikon","nostalgic","past","peace","photography","pie","small-town","television","texting","traditional"],"id":253000,"author_id":"Rebecca+McNutt"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":29,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}