{"quotes":[{"text":"The massive lump of flesh that has created you, me, and maybe, animals, everything that has life will forever live.","author":"Michael Bassey Johnson","tags":["eternal","eternity","humor","life","love","lovemaking","lovers","lust","man","men","penis","sperm","the-source-of-man"],"id":14114,"author_id":"Michael+Bassey+Johnson"},{"text":"The kangaroo has a double penis - one for week days and one for holidays.","author":"Henry Miller","tags":["humour","kangaroo","penis"],"id":40583,"author_id":"Henry+Miller"},{"text":"Did you hear about the lawsuit? Mary asked.'No, what?'I hear that he is so big,' she lifted her eyebrows to indicate what she meant, 'that he put a girl in the hospital and she is suing him, because she can never have babies because of him.'Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!' the sisters chorused.'Could a guy really do that?' Lydia asked.Elizabeth shrugged. 'I guess, but he would have to be the size of a friggin' oak tree.","author":"Heather Lynn Rigaud","tags":["penis","trees"],"id":66356,"author_id":"Heather+Lynn+Rigaud"},{"text":"Now he had chanced on one of he standard hard-on sessions of the shower, as on both sides of him and across the room three queens sported horizontal members which they turned around from time to time to conceal or display, barely exchanging looks as they resolved. The old men took no interest in this activity, knowing perhaps from long experience that it rarely meant anything or led anywhere, was a brief and helpless surrender to the forcing-house of the shower. In a few seconds the hard-on might pass from one end of the room to the other with the foolish perfection of a Busby Berkeley routine.","author":"Alan Hollinghurst","tags":["gay","hard-on","maleness","penis","reflexes","shower-room"],"id":112664,"author_id":"Alan+Hollinghurst"},{"text":"So beautiful of course compared with what a man looks like with his two bags full and his other thing hanging down out of him or sticking up at you like a hatrack no wonder they hide it with a cabbageleaf.","author":"James Joyce","tags":["figleaf","man","manliness","men","penis","testicles"],"id":178056,"author_id":"James+Joyce"},{"text":"Like the worthless dogs that are his countrymen, my husband believed that his penis was wasted if he was faithful to just one woman. - At the Sound of the Last Post.","author":"Petina Gappah","tags":["cheating-zimbabwe","infidelity","penis","petina-gappah","woman"],"id":214452,"author_id":"Petina+Gappah"},{"text":"Lord, she really hoped that was his penis and that Greek gods didn’t pad their briefs.","author":"Rosanna Leo","tags":["gods","penis"],"id":311563,"author_id":"Rosanna+Leo"},{"text":"I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?","author":"Crystal Woods","tags":["asshole","confidence","dick","feelings","inspired","penis","quotes","smart-ass","vulgar","writer","writers","writers-life","writers","writing"],"id":329848,"author_id":"Crystal+Woods"},{"text":"Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens.","author":"Justin Halpern","tags":["betrayal","penis"],"id":341157,"author_id":"Justin+Halpern"},{"text":"Here’s the deal. We go in, you stand there like the asshole you are, and I explain you aren’t gay lovers with the pharmacist. Sound good?” Dove clicked her blinker on and checked her side mirror. “All I heard was blah, blah, holding your dick later, blah, blah.” Duke rolled down his window and stuck his face into the night.","author":"Debra Anastasia","tags":["crapping","dove","duke","evil","fire-down-below","pants","penis","worst"],"id":346740,"author_id":"Debra+Anastasia"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":15,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}