He who hesitates is a damned fool.

When the going gets tough, the tough get a librarian.

I have something that I call my Golden Rule. It goes something like this: 'Do unto others twenty-five percent better than you expect them to do unto you.' … The twenty-five percent is for error.

You could know a man not by what his friends said about him, but by how he treated his servants.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

I came, I saw, I concurred...

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager.

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.