{"quotes":[{"text":"Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?","author":"Will Advise","tags":["arrival","delivery","guys","lawsuit","lawsuits","nothing","order","ordering","people","pizza","police","profit","restraining","restraining-order","scam","strategy","winning","winning-strategy"],"id":417651,"author_id":"Will+Advise"},{"text":"In America, the distance between wanting something and having it delivered to your living room is not terribly great.","author":"Gary Shteyngart","tags":["america","desire","goods","ordering","united-states","wants"],"id":478614,"author_id":"Gary+Shteyngart"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":2,"pages":1}}