{"quotes":[{"text":"Can’t this thing go any faster?” Thalia demanded.Zoe glared at her. “I cannot control traffic.”You both sound like my mother,” I said.Shut up!” they both said in union.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["greek-gods","hunters","olympians","percy-jackson","thalia","zoe"],"id":14970,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"You're cute when you're worried, your eyebrows get all scrunched together.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["annabeth-chase","olympians","percy-jackson"],"id":31270,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"There are parties and then there are huge major blowout parties. And then there are Olympian parties. If you ever get a choice go for the Olympian.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["olympians","percy-jackson"],"id":175751,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"Then things got even stranger.Mr. Brunner, who'd been out in front of the museum a minute before, wheeled his chair into the doorway of the gallery, holding a pen in his hand. 'What ho, Percy!' he shouted, and tossed the pen through the air.Mrs. Dodds lunged at me.With a yelp, I dodged and felt talons slash the air next to my ear. I snatched the ballpoint pen out of the air, but when it hit my hand, it wasn't a pen anymore. It was a sword-Mr. Brunner's bronze sword, which he always used on tourement day.Mrs. Dodds spun toward me with a murderous look in her eyes.My knees were jelly. My hands were shaking so bad I almost dropped the sword.She snarled, 'Die, honey!'And she flew straight at me.Absolute terror ran through my body. I did the only thing that came naturally:I swung the sword.The metal blade hit her shoulder and passed through her body as if she were made made of water. Hisss!Mrs. Dodds was a sand castle in a power fan. She exploded into yellow powder, vaporized on the spot, leaving nothing but the smell of sulfur and a dying screech and a chill of evil in the air, as if those two glowing red eyes were still watching me.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["fury","olympians","pen","percy-jackson"],"id":201012,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"Erre es korakas, Blinky!' Dionysus cursed. 'I will have your soul!","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["dionysus","humor","olympians"],"id":218423,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"Apollo?” I guessed…He put a finger to his lips. “I’m incognito. Call me Fred.”A god named Fred?","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["apollo","gods","olympians","percy-jackson"],"id":245916,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"I think of the friendships I've strained, the generosity I've exploited, the bridges I've torched. Do as the heavens have done, forget your evil; with them, forgive yourself. There may be hope for me yet.","author":"Anthony Ervin","tags":["competition","memoir","olympians","rebuilding","swimming","zen-and-the-art-of-happiness"],"id":247110,"author_id":"Anthony+Ervin"},{"text":"She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.","author":"Tai","tags":["cupid","greek","greek-mythology","humor","olympians","percy-jackson-and-the-olympians","satire"],"id":256067,"author_id":"Tai"},{"text":"…you know how hard it is to be utterly, drop dead gorgeous,' she said, twirling that shiny instrument of torture she liked to call her hair.","author":"Tai","tags":["cupids","love","olympians","olympus","teen","valentines"],"id":265007,"author_id":"Tai"},{"text":"Wow,' Thalia muttered. 'Apollo is hot.' 'He's the sun god,' I said.'That's not what I meant.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["apollo","gods","hot","olympians","percy-jackson","sun","thalia"],"id":278525,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":14,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}