{"quotes":[{"text":"[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]'Don't they teach you anything in your schools?'.'Pity. I suppose that's what comes of your main education flowing from Google.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["claire-danvers","education","google","humor","myrnin"],"id":23672,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"},{"text":"Well, friend, I don’t know about your tastes, but I tend to like it very bloody,” Myrnin said. He shifted position, dragging Claire along like a rag doll without any effort at all. “Have we been introduced?”“Probably not. Why, are you asking me out, sweetheart?”“You’re not my type, darling. Is this one yours?”“No,” Frank said, and looked at Shane, just in a quick flicker. “Let’s say she’s a friend of the family.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["claire danvers","eve rosser","funny","ghost town","humor","michael-glass","morganville-vampires","myrnin","rachel-caine","shane-collins","vampire","vampires"],"id":24994,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"},{"text":"She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... You know, better.'Define BETTER with that guy.'Not all fangs and raaaaar.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["claire-danvers","funny","ghost-town","humor","michael-glass","morganville-vampires","myrnin","rachel-caine","shane-collins","teacher","vampire","vampires"],"id":26518,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"},{"text":"I think so,” she [Claire] said. “Just watch your back, okay?” “Nah, Michael’s got mine.” He [Shane] looked straight into her eyes.“I’ve got yours.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["claire danvers","eve rosser","funny","ghost town","humor","michael-glass","morganville-vampires","myrnin","rachel-caine","shane-collins","vampire","vampires"],"id":38659,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"},{"text":"Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["humor","myrnin","vampires"],"id":41087,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"},{"text":"Myrnin, who hadn't said much, suddenly reached out and wrapped his arms around her. She stiffened, shocked, and for a panicked second wondered whether he'd suddenly decided to snack on her neck... But it was just a hug. His body felt cold against hers, and way too close, but then he let go and stepped back. 'You've done very well. I'm extremely proud of you,' he said. There was a touch of color high in his pale cheeks. 'Do go home now. And shower. You reek like the dead.'Which, coming from a vampire, was pretty rich.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["claire-danvers","funny","ghost-town","humor","morganville-vampires","myrnin","rachel-caine","vampire","vampires"],"id":49207,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"},{"text":"I had no name for that particular hue of orange, other than unfortunate.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["fashion","myrnin"],"id":50325,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"},{"text":"Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.”“Maybe you should say that to Michael.”“Not funny, Eve,” Michael said.Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. “Little bit,” she said.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["claire-danvers","eve-rosser","funny","ghost-town","humor","michael-glass","morganville-vampires","myrnin","rachel-caine","shane-collins","teacher","vampire","vampires"],"id":65493,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"},{"text":"Here,' Myrnin said, his voice still gentle and low. 'Amelie said you had to work. No one said you had to work alone.' He picked up the next part and slotted it in, took the screwdriver from Claire's numbed fingers, and fastened it with a couple of deft, fast movements. 'I'll be your hands.'She wanted to cry, because it was so sweet, but it wouldn't do any good.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["claire-danvers","funny","ghost-town","humor","morganville-vampires","myrnin","rachel-caine","vampire","vampires"],"id":70936,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"},{"text":"You can't go around... Licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just... Unsanitary.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["claire-danvers","morganville","myrnin","vampires"],"id":93036,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":43,"pages":5,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}