{"quotes":[{"text":"Follow the plan until it goes to shit, and then kill everything that isn’t human.","author":"Henry V. O'Neil","tags":["banshees","battle","extremities","murphy-s-law","plan","space-opera","space-war","war"],"id":33750,"author_id":"Henry+V.+O%27Neil"},{"text":"Murphy's Law states that,'If anything will go wrong, it will'.Positive side of this law is,'If anything good can happen, it definitely will happen.","author":"Jiten Bhatt","tags":["inspirational","motivational","murphy-s-law","positive-thinking"],"id":137801,"author_id":"Jiten+Bhatt"},{"text":"The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.","author":"Murphy's Law","tags":["dicta","humor","murphy-s-law"],"id":140301,"author_id":"Murphy%27s+Law"},{"text":"That is human nature, that people come after you, willingly enough, provided only that you no longer love or want them.","author":"A.S. Byatt","tags":["1859","1990","bitterness","human-nature","murphy-s-law","sabine-de-kercoz"],"id":210517,"author_id":"A.S.+Byatt"},{"text":"When you’re kind to people, and you pay attention, you make a field of comfort around them, and you get it back—the Golden Rule meets the Law of Karma meets Murphy’s Law.","author":"Anne Lamott","tags":["attention","comfort","golden-rule","law-of-karma","murphy-s-law","people"],"id":211714,"author_id":"Anne+Lamott"},{"text":"If the law can be broken it will. Anyone who breaks the law is a risk. You can break the law. So you see, I have to take you in for questioning. This produce stand has an ominous future.","author":"Benson Bruno","tags":["criminal","funny","murphy-s-law"],"id":266956,"author_id":"Benson+Bruno"},{"text":"Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'Stop thinking', swig, 'empty your head', swig, 'now, seriously empty your head'.","author":"Gillian Flynn","tags":["alcohol","alcoholic","alone","binging","cat","cats","drinking","empty-your-head","ignorance","ignoring","insomnia","lonely","mantra","murphy-s-law","playing-hard-to-get","self-assurance","sleep","sleeping","stop-thinking","talking-to-yourself","the-mind","thinking","thinking-process","thoughts","voices-inside-your-head"],"id":367292,"author_id":"Gillian+Flynn"},{"text":"My experience with public libraries is that the first volume of the book I inquire for is out, unless I happen to want the second, when that is out.","author":"Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.","tags":["libraries","murphy-s-law","series"],"id":411655,"author_id":"Oliver+Wendell+Holmes+Sr."}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":8,"pages":1}}