{"quotes":[{"text":"Traveling through the Dragon's Den, it has just been explained that Haroun, the Ifrit, has been caught in a mirror trap. Here is the passage that follows:'So,' said Silas. 'Now there are only three of us.'And a pig,' said Kandar [the mummy]'Why?' Asked Miss Lupescu, with a wolf-tongue, through wolf teeth. 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She never goes empty no matter how deep I sip! Thank you mum!","author":"Israelmore Ayivor","tags":["deep","empty","feed","feeding","feeding-bottle","food-for-thought","israelmore-ayivor","mama","mother","mothers","mothers-day","mothers-day","mum","mummy","sip","thank-you-mum"],"id":236958,"author_id":"Israelmore+Ayivor"},{"text":"Anubis is associated with the mummification and protection of the dead for their journeys through Denver International Airport to the afterlife. He is usually portrayed as being half human and half jackal, and holding a metal detector in his hand ... Anubis is employed by the Department of Homeland Security to examine the hearts of all travellers to make sure they have not exceeded the weight limit for psychological baggage ... He is also shown frisking mummies and confiscating firearms and other contraband. 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