I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it's an engine.

— Amit Kalantri

I grew up on the back of a motorcycle - my dad didn't have a car until I was a teenager.

— Aisha Tyler

Not everyone understands what a completely rational process this is, this maintenance of a motorcycle. They think it's some kind of 'knack' or some kind of 'affinity for machines' in operation. They are right, but the knack is almost purely a process of reason, and most of the troubles are caused by what old time radio men called a 'short between the earphones,' failures to use the head properly. A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself.

— Robert M. Pirsig

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

— Alexei Sayle

Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.

— Amit Kalantri

There is a delicate ridge one must ride between fear and reason on a motorcycle—lean too far in either direction and there will be consequences.

— Lily Brooks-Dalton

I don’t want to go home yet.” He twisted at the waist and patted the seat behind him. “Take a walk on the wild side with me.

— J.M. Stewart

Something that sounded like ripping metal shredded the deadly quiet. The inaudible bass smoothed into a low, steady hum. Outside, a low, mechanical growl rumbled closer and closer. Darius caught his breath. He knew that sound, and it wasn't magic.It was a motorcycle.

— Laura Oliva

Riding a motorcycle on today's highways, you have to ride in a very defensive manner. You have to be a good rider and you have to have both hands and both feet on the controls at all times.

— Evel Knievel

You're the Baba Yaga?' He gazed at her in disbelief. 'But the Baba Yaga is an ugly old crone, and you're, you're... Not!

— Deborah Blake