{"quotes":[{"text":"A wife who discomforts you with truth is better than a mistress who massages you with lies.","author":"Matshona Dhliwayo","tags":["adultery","cheating","cheating-spouse","courtship","dating","husband-and-wife","husband-and-wife-relationship","husband","lies","lying","marriage","mistress","relationship-advice-for-men","relationship-advice-for-women","relationship-advice","relationship","wife","wisdom","wisdom","wisdom","wise","wise","wise-sayings","wise-words"],"id":15022,"author_id":"Matshona+Dhliwayo"},{"text":"Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["adultery","aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","cheat","cheater","cheaters","cheating","commit","commitment","concubine","concubines","courtesan","courtesans","date","dating","funny","girlfriend","girlfriends","heartbreak","heartbreaker","heartbreakers","heartbreaking","heartbroken","hetaera","hetaerae","hetaeras","hetaira","hilarious","humor","humorous","humour","hurt","hurting","hurts","infidelity","joke","jokes","kept-woman","kept-women","love","marriage","marriages","marry","mistress","mistresses","relationship","relationships","satire","side-chick","side-chicks","side-dick","side-dicks","wedding","weddings"],"id":17425,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us through all its mazes and meanderings, but leads none of us by the same route.","author":"Charles Caleb Colton","tags":["life","dance","mistress "],"id":20147,"author_id":"Charles+Caleb+Colton"},{"text":"She wondered which would be worse -- to belong to the group assigned to lifelong drudgery, or to be on the other side, thinking you deserved everything the universe by sheer good luck had tossed in your lap, never realizing your whole life was based on lies.","author":"Jo Victor","tags":["alex","class-literature","class-struggle","drudgery","lies","mistress","privilege","romance"],"id":21256,"author_id":"Jo+Victor"},{"text":"Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.","author":"Ambrose Bierce","tags":["community","master","mistress "],"id":25875,"author_id":"Ambrose+Bierce"},{"text":"Much can be inferred about a man from his mistress: in her one beholds his weaknesses and his dreams.","author":"Georg C. Lichtenberg","tags":["man","her","mistress "],"id":41364,"author_id":"Georg+C.+Lichtenberg"},{"text":"A sailor's love for the sea is only matched by his mistress's salty kiss.","author":"Anthony T. Hincks","tags":["kiss","love","match","mistress","ocean","philosophy","sailor","salty","sea","taste"],"id":61815,"author_id":"Anthony+T.+Hincks"},{"text":"For he was aware of the great secret of life: Women don't look for handsome men. Women look for men who have had beautiful women. Having an ugly mistress is therefore a fatal mistake.","author":"Milan Kundera","tags":["beauty","love","mistress","relationship","ugly","women"],"id":68225,"author_id":"Milan+Kundera"},{"text":"I'm married to the theater but my mistress is the films.","author":"Oskar Werner","tags":["theater","mistress","married "],"id":72430,"author_id":"Oskar+Werner"},{"text":"No lover, if he be of good faith, and sincere, will deny he would prefer to see his mistress dead than unfaithful.","author":"Marquis de Sade","tags":["good","see","mistress "],"id":83766,"author_id":"Marquis+de+Sade"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":32,"pages":4,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}