{"quotes":[{"text":"[Or perhaps my friends should have realized that they shouldn't have left behind the FRICKING REASON FOR THEIR PROTEST!And that thought just cracked me up.]It was like my friends had walked over the backs of baby seals in order to get to the beach where they could protest against the slaughter of baby seals.","author":"Sherman Alexie","tags":["baby","dark-humor","funny","irony","misguided-protest","protest","seals"],"id":432035,"author_id":"Sherman+Alexie"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":1,"pages":1}}