{"quotes":[{"text":"What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you. And I welcome everyone and what do I get? People stepping all over me.","author":"Ana Claudia Antunes","tags":["door","fables","funny","funny","joke","literal-meaning","mat","one-hundred-one","open-doors","puns","stories","urban","welcoming","word-count","words"],"id":78489,"author_id":"Ana+Claudia+Antunes"},{"text":"A beautiful battle is one you don't have to fight.","author":"Robert Jordan","tags":["battle","mat","mat-cauthon","red-hand"],"id":406368,"author_id":"Robert+Jordan"},{"text":"You're bloody insane, Karede,' Mat said. 'Unfortunately, so am I.","author":"Robert Jordan","tags":["a-memory-of-light","amol","humour","insanity","mat"],"id":424218,"author_id":"Robert+Jordan"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":3,"pages":1}}