{"quotes":[{"text":"Forget boys and read a good book. Or study. When you're twenty-five and ranking in the big bucks, men will be falling all over you're a successful professional woman.","author":"Stephie Davis","tags":["lol","read","study","successful"],"id":451,"author_id":"Stephie+Davis"},{"text":"I did Google him, you know.'Oh, so you GOOGLED him Oh, well, that changes everything then, doesn't it? What could I possibly worry about now that I know you've conducted such a thorough Internet search?","author":"Alyson Noel","tags":["fated","google","internet","lol"],"id":13226,"author_id":"Alyson+Noel"},{"text":"Shigure Sohma: So anyway I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is if it isn't a problem.Hatori Sohma: No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening. Shigure Sohma: Hmmm What's this Hatori I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru  [long silence from the other end of the phone]Shigure Sohma: [shouts] I knew it You naughty naughty man you Hatori Sohma: No I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.","author":"Natsuki Takaya","tags":["crush","dog","dragon","fruits-basket","funny","hatori","lol","shigure","tohru"],"id":20691,"author_id":"Natsuki+Takaya"},{"text":"Kyo Sohma: One of these days I'll make you say you're sorry  Yuki Sohma: looking bored I'm sorry.  Kyo Sohma: Dammit That's not what I meant Don't you have any shame  Yuki Sohma: still looking annoyed Yes I'm ashamed to be seen with you shouting in public. Kyo Sohma: Oh that's it We're taking this outside  Yuki Sohma: still looking annoyed We ARE outside you stupid cat.","author":"Natsuki Takaya","tags":["cute","fruits-basket","funny","kyo","lol","yuki"],"id":21251,"author_id":"Natsuki+Takaya"},{"text":"What a cool name. Where'd you get it?'I've always had it.","author":"Marie Landry","tags":["amusing","funny","funny","hilarious","laugh","lol","love-it"],"id":21587,"author_id":"Marie+Landry"},{"text":"I don't need psychologyI am not a sociopathNeither and Psychopath.","author":"Deyth Banger","tags":["behind","lol","mask","need","psychology","psychopath","true","truth","wow"],"id":32494,"author_id":"Deyth+Banger"},{"text":"Claire found herself staring at his feet, which were in bunny slippers. Myrnin looked down. 'What?' he asked. 'They're quite comfortable.' He lifted on to look at it, and the ears wobbled in the air. 'Of course they are,' she said. Just when she thought Myrnin was getting his mental act together, he'd do something like that. Or maybe he was just messing with her. He liked to do that, and his dark eyes were fixed on her now, assessing just how weirded-out she was.  Which, on the grade scale of zero to Myrnin, wasn't much.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["bunnies","funny","lol","morganville-vampires","vamps"],"id":33161,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"},{"text":"You have terminated me,” one of them said in a strange, flat voice. “But Iam one of many.”“Robots!” Iggy breathed, taking Total from Angel.“One of many, one of many, one of many,” the robot Eraser was saying. NowNudge saw the red light in its eyes, saw how they were fading and winking out.“Good!” spat the Gasman, kicking it hard. “Because we like to blow stuff up,blow stuff up, blow stuff up!","author":"James Patterson","tags":["blow-up","bombs","fight","flying","funny","lol","repeating","robot"],"id":48880,"author_id":"James+Patterson"},{"text":"I love my haters, they rage and rage and all they do is spreading my word.","author":"James Yeager","tags":["fake-profiles","haters-gonna-hate","internet","lol"],"id":50282,"author_id":"James+Yeager"},{"text":"I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn't even have to go to school during your period. You'd just stay home for five days and eat chocolate and cry.","author":"Andrea Portes","tags":["funny","gym-class","high-school","humor","lol","menstruation","periods","ya"],"id":50721,"author_id":"Andrea+Portes"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":89,"pages":9,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}