In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination.

If someone likes you when you are living a lie, remember - he likes the lie, not you.

Bats drink on the wing, like swallows, by sipping the surface, as they play over pools and streams.

Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.

A smile is like an instant facelift and an instant mood lift.

If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me, not what they think I am.

Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.'.

I'd like to think I'm a great teacher.