{"quotes":[{"text":"If it gets laughs, it's funny.","author":"Rachel Dratch","tags":["funny","laughs","gets "],"id":111229,"author_id":"Rachel+Dratch"},{"text":"She points to where he went and looks to the neutral Baumen. “He—he did that to me on purpose! He’s insane. Literally, insane!”The munchkin just shrugs. “Welcome aboard!” and returns unconcerned to his work.","author":"Nathan Reese Maher","tags":["cadet","cargo","casey-norider","castles","comedy","eye-rolling","fairy","horses","jaq-synergy","jokes","klaus-nomi","laughs","munchkins","puns","sheep","space-travel","space-western","spaceship","witch","woman"],"id":149659,"author_id":"Nathan+Reese+Maher"},{"text":"Let me just say it out loud so we can laugh together: You're going to find Johnny Depp, take him back to Vahalal, and put him in a zoo?","author":"Gary Ghislain","tags":["funny","johnny-depp","laughs"],"id":158986,"author_id":"Gary+Ghislain"},{"text":"Jasper!” Casey shouts, startling the young woman. “My cargo is talking to me!","author":"Nathan Reese Maher","tags":["cadet","cargo","casey-norider","castles","comedy","eye-rolling","fairy","horses","jaq-synergy","jokes","klaus-nomi","laughs","munchkins","puns","sheep","space-travel","space-western","spaceship","witch","woman"],"id":205108,"author_id":"Nathan+Reese+Maher"},{"text":"Laugh, and the world laughs with you.Scream, and everyone ignores you.","author":"Anthony T. Hincks","tags":["ignore","laugh","laughs","philosophy","scream","the-world","you"],"id":323604,"author_id":"Anthony+T.+Hincks"},{"text":"Who the hell calls at two in the morning?'Maybe it's Matt Wilde, confessing his love,' Lindsay says.'Very funny,.","author":"Lauren Oliver","tags":["humor","laughs","sarcasm"],"id":367193,"author_id":"Lauren+Oliver"},{"text":"Fish for a man, he'll eat for a day, don't teach him to de-bone that fish, You may not have to worry about him tomorrow!","author":"V. Pain","tags":["laughs","vpain","wisdom"],"id":376770,"author_id":"V.+Pain"},{"text":"Jasper set an intercepting course towards that Rhylonian Star Duster. Maybe we can catch them on their blind side.”“Doesn’t this ship have a cloak?” Jaq asks.“Miss Synergy, I don’t know what they teach now a’days at the Academy, but ships do not wear clothes.","author":"Nathan Reese Maher","tags":["cadet","cargo","casey-norider","castles","cloaking-device","comedy","eye-rolling","fairy","horses","jaq-synergy","jokes","klaus-nomi","laughs","munchkins","puns","science-fiction","sheep","space-travel","space-western","spaceship","witch","woman"],"id":387654,"author_id":"Nathan+Reese+Maher"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":8,"pages":1}}