{"quotes":[{"text":"Computers tend to separate us from each other - Mum's on the laptop, Dad's on the iPad, teenagers are on Facebook, toddlers are on the DS, and so on.","author":"Tom Hodgkinson","tags":["teenagers","facebook","laptop "],"id":84934,"author_id":"Tom+Hodgkinson"},{"text":"A smell of burned hair and cotton wafted into the air as I spun toward my desk. There was a low whine from the desk and then smoke billowed out of my closed laptop.I gaped.My precious, perfectly brand new laptop I cherished like one would a small child.Son of a mother…Friend or not, it was so on.","author":"Jennifer L. Armentrout","tags":["bad-ass","book-nerd","humour","laptop"],"id":96676,"author_id":"Jennifer+L.+Armentrout"},{"text":"I generally travel with my laptop, a couple of great books, and my iPod.","author":"Orlando Bloom","tags":["great","laptop","couple "],"id":100218,"author_id":"Orlando+Bloom"},{"text":"After two months of horrible computer problems, I had concluded that the free Windows 10 installation was an unreliable lobotomized operating system as compared to Windows 7 on a 2011 HP G72-B50US laptop computer.","author":"Steven Magee","tags":["10","2011","7","after","compared","computer","concluded","free","horrible","hp","installation","laptop","lobotomized","months","operating","problems","system","unreliable","windows"],"id":132400,"author_id":"Steven+Magee"},{"text":"I really hate that I need my glasses while using my laptop. What I hate even more is that I need those glasses to be full of vodka at all times.-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz.","author":"Karen Quan","tags":["computer","drink","drinking","glasses","humor","laptop","surreal","time","vision","vodka","word-play"],"id":140001,"author_id":"Karen+Quan"},{"text":"I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher.","author":"A. N. Wilson","tags":["politics","massage","laptop "],"id":141574,"author_id":"A.+N.+Wilson"},{"text":"Trust the vibes you get, energy doesn’t lie.","author":"Genereux Philip","tags":["artist","better","black","black-lives","broken","careful","computer","depending","don-t","dream","dreaming","education","energy","faithrelationships","fear","funny","god","god-hope","happiness","heartbreak","hearts","hoes","humor","humour","inspiration","inspirational","inspirational","intelligence","knowledge","laptop","life","love","matters","philosophy","poetry","popping","quotes","raw","religion","romance","science-success","sleep","sleeping","time","truth","vibes","wisdom","works","writing","your-self","yourself"],"id":165221,"author_id":"Genereux+Philip"},{"text":"I'm the G when you spell OG.","author":"Genereux Philip","tags":["artist","better","black","black-lives","broken","careful","computer","depending","don-t","education","faithrelationships","fear","funny","g","god","god-hope","happiness","heartbreak","hearts","hoes","humor","humour","inspiration","inspirational","inspirational","intelligence","knowledge","laptop","life","love","matters","og","philosophy","poetry","popping","quotes","raw","religion","romance","science-success","sleep","spell","spellling","time","truth","wisdom","writing","your-self","yourself"],"id":174993,"author_id":"Genereux+Philip"},{"text":"If ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing.","author":"Genereux Philip","tags":["artist","better","black","black-lives","broken","careful","computer","depending","don-t","education","faithrelationships","fear","funny","god","god-hope","happiness","heartbreak","hearts","hoes","humor","humour","inspiration","inspirational","inspirational","intelligence","knowledge","laptop","life","losing","love","matters","philosophy","poetry","popping","quotes","raw","religion","romance","science-success","sleep","smell","time","truth","wisdom","writing","your-self","yourself"],"id":247945,"author_id":"Genereux+Philip"},{"text":"Bitch, if I ain't a G, I'm an OG.","author":"Genereux Philip","tags":["artist","better","bitch","black","black-lives","broken","careful","computer","depending","don-t","education","faithrelationships","fear","funny","g","god","god-hope","happiness","heartbreak","hearts","hoes","humor","humour","inspiration","inspirational","inspirational","intelligence","knowledge","laptop","life","love","matters","og","philosophy","poetry","popping","quotes","raw","religion","romance","science-success","sleep","time","truth","wisdom","writing","your-self","yourself"],"id":283557,"author_id":"Genereux+Philip"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":15,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}