{"quotes":[{"text":"I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!","author":"Betty White","tags":["best","kid","pranks "],"id":21184,"author_id":"Betty+White"},{"text":"Being a bad parent is a sign of not having learned from experience.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["aphorism","aphorisms","bad-parent","bad-parenting","bad-parents","child","children","experience","experienced","families","family","good-parent","good-parenting","good-parents","humor","humour","kid","kids","learn-from-experience","marriage","marriages","nuclear-families","nuclear-family","offspring","parent","parenthood","parenting","parenting-tip","parenting-tips","parents","quotation","quotations","quote","quotes","relationship","relationships","satire","seasoned","wedding","weddings"],"id":38515,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"When you are a grown up your brothers become your neighbors and your unconditional brotherhood become your conditional neighborhood.","author":"Amit Kalantri","tags":["adult","amit-kalantri","amit-kalantri","brother","brotherhood","brothers","child","childhood","children","conditional","grown-up","grown-ups","human","humans","inspiration","inspirational","inspirational","kid","kids","motivation","motivational","motivational","neighborhood","neighbors","philosophy","unconditional","wisdom","wisdom"],"id":40465,"author_id":"Amit+Kalantri"},{"text":"Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt.","author":"S.K. Tremayne","tags":["children","emotions","funny","funny","humor","humour","kid","motherhood","motherhood-humor","motherhood","parenting","parenting-advice","parenting","parents"],"id":54748,"author_id":"S.K.+Tremayne"},{"text":"Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["age","aged","aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","belief","beliefs","birth","burial","bury","child","children","cycle","dead","death","die","elder","elders","fallacies","fallacy","funeral","funerals","funny","gone-too-soon","hereafter","hilarious","humor","humorous","humour","immortal","immortality","joke","jokes","kid","kids","life","life-after-death","life-and-death","misbelief","misbeliefs","misconception","misconceptions","mortal","mortality","newborn","newborns","offspring","old","old-age","old-age-home","old-age-homes","philosopher","philosophers-cry","philosophic","philosophy","prepare","prepared","quotations","quotes","rest-in-peace","rip","satire","stoic","stoicism","stoics","surprise","surprising","the-elders","the-hereafter","tomb","tombstone","tombstones","unprepared","weep"],"id":54786,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"I had a pretty sexual imagination for a kid.","author":"Janet Jackson","tags":["kid","pretty","had "],"id":56256,"author_id":"Janet+Jackson"},{"text":"The Doktor was an old man. When he was a kid, his Dad bought him a chemistry set. He never played with silly putty like the other kids. The first time he lost his eyebrows he was only five.","author":"Christina Engela","tags":["a","five","he","kid","kids","man","never","other","set","the"],"id":62195,"author_id":"Christina+Engela"},{"text":"I was alone a lot as a kid, because my parents were divorced.","author":"Danny Strong","tags":["parents","kid","divorced "],"id":64102,"author_id":"Danny+Strong"},{"text":"There was a danger in asking too much of a child, but the danger of asking too little was almost equal.","author":"Robin Hobb","tags":["ask","child","children","danger","demand","equal","kid","little","much","require","risk","show","teach","young","youth"],"id":65801,"author_id":"Robin+Hobb"},{"text":"I'm two days away from day after tomorrowCounting the hours to my upcoming sorrow Suddenly I lookinto the eyes of my childThen all sadness goneas I smile the way she smiled.","author":"Munia Khan","tags":["away","child","counting","daughter","days","eyes","happiness","hours","kid","love","love","mother","motherhood","mothers-and-daughters","parenthood","parents","poems-on-life","poetry","poetry","smile","smile","sorrow","suddenly","tomorrow"],"id":67448,"author_id":"Munia+Khan"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":121,"pages":13,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}