I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.

Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?

Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.

I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.