{"quotes":[{"text":"My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn.'She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action.'-Ranger and Stephanie.","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["funny","janet-evanovich","ranger","stephanie-plum"],"id":167215,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"},{"text":"Sure, he was attracted to her, but women always had to go beyond that.Women [had] nesting fantasies. It wasn't long before they wereredecorating your apartment and criticizing your choice of mustard.","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["attraction","fantasies","janet-evanovich","kate-o-hare","lee-goldberg","mustard","nick-fox","women"],"id":322943,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"},{"text":"They were actually sitting at a table, like two old friends, not like the hunterand the hunted. And it wasn't especially awkward. They were comfortable together,despite the fact that she'd hit him with a bus. Maybe his scheme would work.","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["awkward","bus","comfortable","friends","hunted","hunter","janet-evanovich","kate-o-hare","lee-goldberg","nick-fox","scheme","table"],"id":323195,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"},{"text":"It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["anatomy","dismemberment","disrespectful","genitalia","humor","janet-evanovich","nice","penis","stephanie-plum","woman"],"id":406942,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":4,"pages":1}}