They made for his noise far quicker than he had expected. They were frightfully angry. Quite apart from the stones no spider has ever like being called Attercop, and Tomnoddy of course, is insulting to anybody.

— J.R.R. Tolkien

If you're insulting people on the internet, you must be ugly on the inside.

— Phil Lester

We just wanted to see whose dick was in yer mouth. Call it curiosity.

— Jason Medina

Chubi, rhymes with booby, which you don't have, or doodie, which your face looks like,' she said smugly, leaning back and making her chair squeak.

— Kim Harrison