{"quotes":[{"text":"Honestly I don't know why I have these parties'Because of your cat'That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort.","author":"Cassandra Clare","tags":["cats","city-of-bones","humourous","magnus-bane"],"id":9525,"author_id":"Cassandra+Clare"},{"text":"I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.","author":"Fakeer Ishavardas","tags":["funny-humor","good-and-evil","humourous","life-and-living","life-lessons","people","society","wellness"],"id":12862,"author_id":"Fakeer+Ishavardas"},{"text":"I had an aunt named 'abnormal Shauna' once. But she passed away in an unfortunate cliff-top interpretative dance and fireworks accident.","author":"Joshua Donellan","tags":["humor","humorous","humour","humourous"],"id":13653,"author_id":"Joshua+Donellan"},{"text":"Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.","author":"George R.R. Martin","tags":["funny","hilarious","humour","humourous","truth"],"id":14726,"author_id":"George+R.R.+Martin"},{"text":"If that's the case, waiter, please bring me another piece of cake,' Gramps said as lunch was brought to the table, 'I'm all for fighting tyranny and oppression.","author":"E.A. Bucchianeri","tags":["cake","crashing-your-diet","dessert","fighting-for-your-right","fighting-tyranny","food","foodie","foodies","funny","gadfly","grandparents","humor","humorous","humourous","lunch","oppression","rights","tyranny"],"id":14886,"author_id":"E.A.+Bucchianeri"},{"text":"No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away...","author":"Terry Pratchett","tags":["death","humourous"],"id":19293,"author_id":"Terry+Pratchett"},{"text":"The trouble with eating Italian is that 5 or 6 days later, you're hungry again.","author":"George Miller","tags":["dining","food","humourous"],"id":30511,"author_id":"George+Miller"},{"text":"One day we found them. They must of been holding a gook convention or something, cause it seem like the same sort of deal as when you step on a anthill and they all come swarming around.","author":"Winston Groom","tags":["ants","convention","find","humor","humorous","humour","humourous","insect","meeting"],"id":49078,"author_id":"Winston+Groom"},{"text":"When you say fair, Samantha,” said Mr Green through a peculiar smile, “do you mean one of those travelling fleets of vehicles that arrive and set up things like spinning Waltzers and Big Wheels and all manner of machines that whizz people around in circles and up and down and from side to side? Machines that could...” Mr Green turned away and his unnatural smile became even more unsettling... “easily go wrong!","author":"Mark Gorton","tags":["bumbling-boy","fantasy","humourous","middle-grade","superheroes"],"id":53920,"author_id":"Mark+Gorton"},{"text":"There's nothing like a headless corpse to bring a touch of excitement into one's life.","author":"Chet Williamson","tags":["humourous","morbid","sarcasm"],"id":55176,"author_id":"Chet+Williamson"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":97,"pages":10,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}