{"quotes":[{"text":"Oh sod me, Sir, not another bloody Paddy. Even a Brummie is better than another Paddy.","author":"Jim McGrath","tags":["commedy-insults","crime","humour-life","police-thrillers"],"id":33279,"author_id":"Jim+McGrath"},{"text":"Don't, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world - never to your own damn, silly stupid self.","author":"Fakeer Ishavardas","tags":["funny-but-true","good-and-evil","good-life","healthy-lifestyle","healthy-living","humour-life","inspirational-life","life-and-living","life-lessons","life-lessons","life","lifestyle","motivational","philosophical-musings","reality-check","self-improvement","stupidity-of-man","thinking","wellness-evaluation-of-lifestyle","wellness-guru","wisdom"],"id":47236,"author_id":"Fakeer+Ishavardas"},{"text":"I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.","author":"Fakeer Ishavardas","tags":["funny","humour-life","humourous","jokes-and-whatever","laughter-is-the-best-medicine"],"id":56714,"author_id":"Fakeer+Ishavardas"},{"text":"People will laugh at anything, except their own moronic self.","author":"Fakeer Ishavardas","tags":["funny-but-true","humour-life","laughter","people-nature","philosophy-of-people","psychology","society-thinking","thinking"],"id":91603,"author_id":"Fakeer+Ishavardas"},{"text":"I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.","author":"Fakeer Ishavardas","tags":["crazy","friendship","funny-humor","funny","goodness","humour-life","jokes-and-whatever","laughter-is-the-best-medicine","lifestyle","nutty-as-a-fruitcake"],"id":96961,"author_id":"Fakeer+Ishavardas"},{"text":"On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my right foot is not in some kind of shit.","author":"Fakeer Ishavardas","tags":["dark-humor","funny-but-true","god","good-and-evil","humour-life","humourosly-inspirational","life-and-living","life-lessons","metaphysical","metaphysical-truth-reality","reality-of-life","spiritual-insights","spirituality","truth-telling","wellness-evaluation-of-lifestyle","wellness-guru"],"id":108654,"author_id":"Fakeer+Ishavardas"},{"text":"I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.","author":"Fakeer Ishavardas","tags":["funny-and-random","funny","humorous","humour-life","jokes-and-whatever"],"id":144167,"author_id":"Fakeer+Ishavardas"},{"text":"There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you.","author":"Fakeer Ishavardas","tags":["funny-but-true","funny","god","god-realization","godly","humour-life","metaphysical","metaphysical-truth-reality","metaphysics","philosophical-humor","self-realization","spiritual","spirituality-vs-religion","truth-of-life","truth","truth-telling","wisdom-inspirational","wisdom"],"id":144941,"author_id":"Fakeer+Ishavardas"},{"text":"Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.","author":"Fakeer Ishavardas","tags":["funny-but-true","funny-humor","humour-life","life-and-living","life-lessons","life-lessons","life","living-your-best-life","motivational-inspirational","philosophical-humor","reality-of-life","sarcasm-humor","sarcastic-wisdom","wellness-guru"],"id":150804,"author_id":"Fakeer+Ishavardas"},{"text":"What a glorious day!","author":"Lailah Gifty Akita","tags":["abundance","abundant-life","belief","christian-life","christian","christianity-faith","faith","glorious-abundance","grateful-attitude","grateful-soul","hope-and-courage","hope-and-faith","hope-for-each-day","hope-for-the-future","hope-for-the-hopeless","humour-life","humour","joy-of-life","joyful-living","joyful","thankful","thankfulness-appreciation"],"id":165031,"author_id":"Lailah+Gifty+Akita"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":32,"pages":4,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}