Oh sod me, Sir, not another bloody Paddy. Even a Brummie is better than another Paddy.

Don't, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world - never to your own damn, silly stupid self.

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

People will laugh at anything, except their own moronic self.

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.

On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my right foot is not in some kind of shit.

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.

There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you.

Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.

What a glorious day!