It is not a Christmas tree!' said the King, so firmly that all the girls stopped jumping about. 'This is a house of mourning. It is nothing more than a tree. I thought it would look nice. Inside. That is all.

You aren’t allowed back until you’ve learned to willingly suspend disbelief.

If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.

Ish #21 'Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!

Everybody's always doing the same old things--- you know, doing unto others before they can do unto you.

Alan Grant: 'There are... Far too many words written. Millions and millions of them pouring from the presses every minute. It's a horrible thought.' The Midget (his nurse): 'You sound constipated.

Two wrongs never add up to a right. But it's okay, I always sucked at maths.

Rich old people are more attractive than poor old people, so by all means, try to get rich before age sets in. Otherwise, you'll just be playing catch-up for the rest of your life and that will just wear you out, let me tell you.

You raise them half-decent, and they grow up and leave. They move to Miami or California-- someplace with gourmet groceries and nude beaches because you've reared them to cook good and be liberal minded. It's just the opposite with your failures-- them kids stick to your tail like a cocklebur. You'd think it would be the other way around, but it's not. No matter how old I get, this will always amaze me.

We all look back at some time or other and wonder why we didn't listen to our instincts. Why did we hestiate? Why did we lose our dreams?