We’re naked under our clothes; we both know what it’s like to need to fart and hold it in, or not be able to get a hard-on, or worry that a bloke across the room might be looking at your bird and you might have to fight him but he looks well hard.

— Russell Brand

The doctrine of the Kingdom of Heaven, which was the main teaching of Jesus, is certainly one of the most revolutionary doctrines that ever stirred and changed human thought.

— H. G. Wells

There is no society ever discovered in the remotest corner of the world that has not had something that we would consider the arts. Visual arts - decoration of surfaces and bodies - appears to be a human universal.

— Steven Pinker

Isn’t it an irony of the sorts that most evolved people think that they are dispensable, lesser humans think that they are indispensable, and the devolved ones think that rest are dispensable.

— Sandeep Sahajpal

You're not stupid, you're just special! You have morons in your head instead of neurons!

— The Fart Blast

​Retaining Character is the Toughest Challenge for Humans when they Level Up.

— Vineet Raj Kapoor

The search for human freedom can never be complete without freedom for women.

— Betty Ford

Whatever begun with planning, ends in a victory.

— Amit Kalantri

Nothing exists except through human consciousness.

— George Orwell

Democracy is probably the only discovery by mankind which mostly brought it only happiness.

— Amit Kalantri