{"quotes":[{"text":"At least I rescued your poor hot dog.","author":"R.L. Stine","tags":["burn","coming-of-age","disturbing","fire","frightening","funny","ghost","ghoul","gives-me-the-willies","goosebumps","grief","hot-dog","humor","laugh","lonely","lord","madness","nostalgia","pyrokinesis","rescue","savior","scary","sleepaway-camp","spooky","summer-camp","teen","teenage","wiener","wiener-roast"],"id":79771,"author_id":"R.L.+Stine"},{"text":"Her latest client is Professor Desmond Curnin, a university professor who teaches library sciences to large groups of students. He’s quick to pay on-time, quick to never fall behind. He’s a brown-haired man with an unkempt beard and thick-framed hipster glasses. He slides a leather briefcase stuffed with dollar bills into the open window of Geraldine’s car. “Your fly’s unzipped,” Geraldine points out, disgusted. “Who gave you a license to sell hot dogs, buddy?","author":"Rebecca McNutt","tags":["beard","briefcase","buddy","car","cash","disgust","fly","glasses","hipster","hot-dog","leather","lewd","library","money","professor","unzip","window"],"id":175924,"author_id":"Rebecca+McNutt"},{"text":"Said Buddha to the hot dog vendor, 'make me one with everything.","author":"New York Magazine","tags":["buddha","hot-dog","humor-inspirational"],"id":283231,"author_id":"New+York+Magazine"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":3,"pages":1}}