{"quotes":[{"text":"Dobby never meant to kill. Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.","author":"Dobby","tags":["harry-potter"],"id":4763,"author_id":"Dobby"},{"text":"Whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.","author":"J.K. Rowling","tags":["harry-potter","hogwarts","j-k-rowling"],"id":4792,"author_id":"J.K.+Rowling"},{"text":"But you would think, wouldn't you, that getting hit forty-five times in the neck with a blunt axe would qualify you to join the Headless Hunt? - Sir Nicholas de Mimsy.","author":"J.K. Rowling","tags":["funny","harry-potter","nearly-headless-nick"],"id":5148,"author_id":"J.K.+Rowling"},{"text":"I know [Umbridge] by reputation and I'm sure she's no Death Eater-'She's foul enough to be one...'Yes, but the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters.","author":"J.K. Rowling","tags":["death-eaters","dolores-umbridge","evil","good","harry-potter","sirius-black","umbridge"],"id":5519,"author_id":"J.K.+Rowling"},{"text":"We were young, thoughtless - carried away with our own cleverness.","author":"J.K. Rowling","tags":["harry-potter","youth"],"id":8706,"author_id":"J.K.+Rowling"},{"text":"First think of the person who lives in disguise,Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies.Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend,The middle of middle and the end of end?And finally give me the sound often heardDuring the search for a hard-to-find word.Now string them together, and answer me this,Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?","author":"J.K. Rowling","tags":["goblet-of-fire","harry-potter","sphinx","third-task","triwizard-tournament"],"id":9900,"author_id":"J.K.+Rowling"},{"text":"Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother?","author":"J.K. Rowling","tags":["harry-potter"],"id":10331,"author_id":"J.K.+Rowling"},{"text":"Lies propagate, that's what I'm saying. You've got to tell more lies to cover them up, lie about every fact that's connected to the first lie. And if you kept on lying, and you kept on trying to cover it up, sooner or later you'd even have to start lying about the general laws of thought. Like, someone is selling you some kind of alternative medicine that doesn't work, and any double-blind experimental study will confirm that it doesn't work. So if someone wants to go on defending the lie, they've got to get you to disbelieve in the experimental method. Like, the experimental method is just for merely scientific kinds of medicine, not amazing alternative medicine like theirs. Or a good and virtuous person should believe as strongly as they can, no matter what the evidence says. Or truth doesn't exist and there's no such thing as objective reality. A lot of common wisdom like that isn't just mistaken, it's anti-epistemology, it's systematically wrong. Every rule of rationality that tells you how to find the truth, there's someone out there who needs you to believe the opposite. If you once tell a lie, the truth is ever after your enemy; and there's a lot of people out there telling lies.","author":"Eliezer Yudkowsky","tags":["harry-potter"],"id":10380,"author_id":"Eliezer+Yudkowsky"},{"text":"It's alright' said a dreamy voice from beside Harry as Ron vanished into the coach's dark interior. 'You're not going mad or anything. I can see them too.'Can you?' said Harry desperately, turning to Luna. He could see the bat-winged horses reflected in her wide, silvery eyes.'Oh yes,' said Luna, 'I've been able to see them since my first year here. They've always pulled the carriages. Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'Smiling faintly, she climbed into the musty interior of the carriage after Ron. Not altogether reassured, Harry followed her.","author":"J.K. Rowling","tags":["funny","harry-potter","jk-rowling","luna-lovegood","magical"],"id":15183,"author_id":"J.K.+Rowling"},{"text":"Don’t get smart - you two are in a heap of trouble!” snarled Anderson. “Names!”“Names?” repeated the long-haired driver. “Er — well, let’s see. There’s Wilberforce . . . Bathsheba . . . Elvendork . . .”“And what’s nice about that one is, you can use it for a boy or a girl,” said the boy in glasses.“Oh, our names, did you mean?” asked the first, as Anderson spluttered with rage. “You should’ve said! This here is James Potter, and I’m Sirius Black!”“Things’ll be seriously black for you in a minute, you cheeky little —.","author":"J.K. Rowling","tags":["elvendork","harry-potter","james-potter","jk-rowling","marauders","prequel","sirius-black"],"id":16527,"author_id":"J.K.+Rowling"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":436,"pages":44,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}