{"quotes":[{"text":"Every barber thinks everybody needs a haircut.","author":"M.F. Moonzajer","tags":["barber","fallacy","haircut","logic","nonsense","philosophy"],"id":59576,"author_id":"M.F.+Moonzajer"},{"text":"I just don't get it. You've been in love with this bloke since you were a kid, and he's never once got his hair cut short enough that it doesn't poke him in the damn eye.","author":"Kristina Adams","tags":["hair","haircut","hairstyle","love","vanity"],"id":68294,"author_id":"Kristina+Adams"},{"text":"Sure. What's the worst that could happen.' Twenty minutes later, we had our answer. 'I can't frecking believe this.'I cringed. 'I'm so sorry.'I'm bald!' Giguhl continued. 'I look like a freak.'It's not that bad,' I said. But it was. Oh, my lord was it bad. I'd never seen an uglier cat in my entire life.","author":"Jaye Wells","tags":["bad-hair-day","funny","giguhl","haircut","sabina"],"id":79241,"author_id":"Jaye+Wells"},{"text":"I always said punk was an attitude. It was never about having a Mohican haircut or wearing a ripped T-shirt. It was all about destruction, and the creative potential within that.","author":"Malcolm Mclaren","tags":["creative","potential","haircut "],"id":107658,"author_id":"Malcolm+Mclaren"},{"text":"I’ve seen knives pierce the chest,Children dying in the roadCrawling things hooked and baited,Rapists bound and then castrated,Villains singed in public square.Yet none these sights did make me cringeLike when my Love cut all her hair.","author":"Roman Payne","tags":["aesthetic-beauty","beauty","cutting-hair","destruction","hair","haircut","love","pain","regret","violence"],"id":158497,"author_id":"Roman+Payne"},{"text":"I’ve seen daggers pierce the chest,Children dying in the road,Crawling things hooked and baited,Rapists bound and then castrated,Villains singed in public square.Yet none these sights did make me cringeLike when my Love cut all her hair.","author":"Roman Payne","tags":["cutting-hair","fashion","funny","girls","hair","hair-drama","haircut","haircuts","humor","love","poem","shock","trauma","traumatic","traumatic-experiences","violence","women"],"id":256699,"author_id":"Roman+Payne"},{"text":"She struts into the hair salon, her mouth filled with a rotten egg of gossip, unshelled, filled with decay. As soon as she sits down she bites into the shell, and the stink of her lies fills the air, its goo dripping down her chin. With her new haircut she exits, leaving behind the putrid evidence that she’s as corrupt as the egg of lies she spread.","author":"Brenda Sutton Rose","tags":["gossip","gossip","haircut","lies"],"id":260862,"author_id":"Brenda+Sutton+Rose"},{"text":"A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.","author":"Coco Chanel","tags":["hair","haircut","woman","women"],"id":261069,"author_id":"Coco+Chanel"},{"text":"Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.","author":"P. G. Wodehouse","tags":["haircut","why","you "],"id":263597,"author_id":"P.+G.+Wodehouse"},{"text":"Oh you cut your hair! What happened? Are you going through a breakup or something?'My favorite character died.","author":"Joyce Rachelle","tags":["book-nerd","bookworm","character-deaths","favorite-characters","getting-a-haircut","girls-getting-a-haircut","girls-getting-haircuts","haircut","killing-characters","reading","writers-on-writing"],"id":266865,"author_id":"Joyce+Rachelle"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":19,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}