People who start a sentence with personally (and they're always women) ought to be thrown to the lions. It's a repulsive habit.

— Georgette Heyer

The true structure of the Welsh grammar will be revealed only when we look at sentences slightly more complicated than its basic VSO pattern. Welsh is no different from the rest of the world: it does involve an extra step, but even that isn't all that unusual. Welsh is like Shakespearean English on acid: the verb always - not just in questions - moves to the beginning. Alternatively, it can be viewed as taking the French grammar a step further. While the verb stops at tense in French, it moves further in Welsh to a position that traditional grammarians call the complementizer (don't ask).

— Charles Yang

Some minds, at some point, discover that they can not make sense of their own predications without attention to grammar, although they do not ordinarily think of what they are doing as an exercise in grammar.

— Richard Mitchell

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

— James D. Nicoll

Statistics is the grammar of science.

— Karl Pearson

Every language has a grammar, a set of rules that govern usage and meaning, and literary language is no different. It’s all more or less arbitrary of course, just like language itself.

— Thomas C. Foster

Grammarians make no new thoughts, but thoughts make new grammar.

— Dagobert D. Runes

It is very useful, when one is young, to learn the difference between 'literally' and 'figuratively.' If something happens literally, it actually happens; if something happens figuratively, it feels like it is happening. If you are literally jumping for joy, for instance, it means you are leaping in the air because you are very happy. If you are figuratively jumping for joy, it means you are so happy that you could jump for joy, but are saving your energy for other matters.

— Lemony Snicket

#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.

— E.A. Bucchianeri

It is only in grammar that the mighty can be bound by rules made by the humble.

— Agona Apell