{"quotes":[{"text":"Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["airhead","aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","around-the-bend","ass","bad","bad-people","bad-person","bananas","batty","birdbrain","blockhead","bonkers","boob","bozo","brainless","buggy","bushed","certifiable","chowderhead","chowderheaded","chump","clod","coot","crack-brained","cracked","crackers","crackpot","crazed","crazy","cretin","cuckoo","daft","dead-loss","demented","deranged","dim","dimwit","dimwitted","dingbat","dipstick","disappointment","disturbed","ditz","dolt","donkey","dope","dork","dud","dullard","dumb","dumb-ass","dumb-cluck","dumbhead","dumbo","dumdum","dummy","dunce","dunderhead","fail","failure","fathead","flake","fool","foolhardy","foolish","funny","galoot","goat","goober","goof","goofball","goofus","goon","half-baked","halfwit","halfwitted","harebrained","hilarious","humor","humorous","humour","idiot","idiotic","ignoramus","ill-advised","ill-considered","imbecile","impolitic","imprudent","incautious","informal-no-hoper","injudicious","insane","insanity","jerk","joke","jokes","jughead","klutz","lamebrain","loco","loony","loopy","loser","lummox","mad","mad-as-a-hatter","meatball","mentally-disordered","mentally-ill","mindless","moron","nerd","nincompoop","ninny","nitwit","non-compos-mentis","not-all-there","numbnuts","numbskull","nuts","of-unsound-mind","pea-brained","peabrain","psycho","psychotic","putz","quotations","quotes","rash","reckless","sap","satire","schizophrenic","schlemiel","schlep","schmuck","screwy","silly","simpleton","stark-raving-mad","stupid","thick","thickhead","thoughtless","turkey","twerp","twit","unbalanced","underachiever","unhinged","unintelligent","unstable","unwise","wacko","witless","wooden-headed","write-off","zombie"],"id":308785,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"Time's a goon right? Isn't that the expression?","author":"Jennifer Egan","tags":["expression","goon","time"],"id":329806,"author_id":"Jennifer+Egan"},{"text":"The thing is, if you're an ugly goon when you're 15, you're an ugly goon for the rest of your life — until the day you die. You're always a goon, even if lots of years go by, even if you get married and have a kid, even if you're more successful than you ever thought you'd be in your wildest dreams. You're still that same goon who everybody laughed at. It never changes.","author":"David Handler","tags":["childhood-trauma","goon","inferiority","inferiority-complex","teen","unpopular","unpopularity"],"id":345075,"author_id":"David+Handler"},{"text":"My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.","author":"Spike Milligan","tags":["goon","humour"],"id":354580,"author_id":"Spike+Milligan"},{"text":"See,' Sasha muttered, eyeing the sun. 'It's mine.","author":"Jennifer Egan","tags":["goon","sasha","squad","sun"],"id":404681,"author_id":"Jennifer+Egan"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":5,"pages":1}}