{"quotes":[{"text":"There was something sort of bleak about her tone, rather as if she had swallowed an east wind. This I took to be due to the fact that she probably hadn't breakfasted. It's only after a bit of breakfast that I'm able to regard the world with that sunny cheeriness which makes a fellow the universal favourite. I'm never much of a lad till I've engulfed an egg or two and a beaker of coffee.'I suppose you haven't breakfasted?'I have not yet breakfasted.'Won't you have an egg or something? Or a sausage or something? Or something?'No, thank you.'She spoke as if she belonged to an anti-sausage league or a league for the suppression of eggs. There was a bit of silence.","author":"P.G. Wodehouse","tags":["eggs","food","good-humor","humor","sausage"],"id":26552,"author_id":"P.G.+Wodehouse"},{"text":"Turns out that once you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special 'godslayer' term life policies. Charlatan's with 'godproof' armor and extraplanar safe houses for rent. But most notably, other gods...","author":"Kevin Hearne","tags":["fantasy","good-humor","hyperbole"],"id":145545,"author_id":"Kevin+Hearne"},{"text":"I am in love with you', I responded.He laughed the most beguiling and gentle laugh.'Of course you are,' he replied. 'I understand perfectly because I'm in love with myself. The fact that I'm not transfixed in front of the nearest mirror takes a great deal of self-control.'It was my turn to laugh.","author":"Anne Rice","tags":["good-humor","narcissism","passion"],"id":146020,"author_id":"Anne+Rice"},{"text":"Jesus '...It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who do Evil Shit in My Name.","author":"Kevin Hearne","tags":["good-humor","irony","understatements"],"id":283800,"author_id":"Kevin+Hearne"},{"text":"Good humor may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.","author":"William Makepeace Thackeray","tags":["dress","good-humor","society"],"id":448564,"author_id":"William+Makepeace+Thackeray"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":5,"pages":1}}