{"quotes":[{"text":"No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.","author":"E.A. Bucchianeri","tags":["computer","computer-hackers","computers","funny","geek","geek-humor","humor","humour","nerd","nerd-humor","nerds","revenge","vengeance"],"id":22303,"author_id":"E.A.+Bucchianeri"},{"text":"Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics.","author":"Sorin Suciu","tags":["characteristics","geek","geek-humor","humor","intellect","intellectual","jokes","laughter"],"id":46517,"author_id":"Sorin+Suciu"},{"text":"The coding was anachronistic, kind of like bokeh in a renaissance painting.","author":"Sorin Suciu","tags":["coding","comedy","geek","geek-humor","geeks","humor"],"id":93440,"author_id":"Sorin+Suciu"},{"text":"That was when I realised a sad but incontrovertible truth: I was a geek, and there was no getting around it. I could dress in Kate’s clothes, but it didn’t make me Kate.","author":"Sharon Sant","tags":["geek-humor","humour","young-adult-fiction"],"id":164045,"author_id":"Sharon+Sant"},{"text":"... There was one new metallic monstrosity stacked in one corner that she hadn’t seen the last time she was a visitor to his strange chamber, it appeared to be a mass of hard drives all fused together, but they looked too sophisticated to be merely hard drives.“What on earth is that?” “That’s my Kung Fu,” he said proudly, patting the top of the futuristic-looking stack.“Is that what you wanted to show me?”“No, but it’s impressive, isn’t it?”“If you say so.”Steves sighed and shook his head, so few people could appreciate the intellectual complexity of an almost untraceable hacking device.","author":"E.A. Bucchianeri","tags":["computer-hackers","computers","funny","geek","geek-humor","humor","humour","machines","nerd","nerd-humor","science"],"id":396479,"author_id":"E.A.+Bucchianeri"},{"text":"Simon did not solve problems, he just shamed them into going away.","author":"Sorin Suciu","tags":["geek","geek-humor","geeks","humor","problems"],"id":427728,"author_id":"Sorin+Suciu"},{"text":"At the last moment, she remembered that her Master might be watching her and, knowing that good girls bend at the knees while bad girls bend at the waist, she picked up the cigar butt, as it were, in style.","author":"Sorin Suciu","tags":["bend-and-snap","cigarettes","cigarettes-smoking","comedy","geek-humor","humor","master"],"id":444986,"author_id":"Sorin+Suciu"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":7,"pages":1}}