{"quotes":[{"text":"Greg: Scott, great horde.My realization was that I could never *actually* live a life where I had to be constantly doing things like praising a dude's horde.So that made me feel better about myself.","author":"Jesse Andrews","tags":["dnd","friends","funny","game","gaming","horde","life"],"id":15002,"author_id":"Jesse+Andrews"},{"text":"Who needs sports stardom when you can shoot fireballs from your fingertips?","author":"Ethan Gilsdorf","tags":["fantasy","gaming","role-playing"],"id":44108,"author_id":"Ethan+Gilsdorf"},{"text":"In her experience, there were only two kinds of guys: the ones into sports and the ones into video gaming. It seemed guys had to be obsessed with something, whether it was watching a game or playing in it or keeping some weird collection related to it.","author":"Victoria Kahler","tags":["boys","gaming","guys","men"],"id":49483,"author_id":"Victoria+Kahler"},{"text":"Even the most outspoken of the critics must admit that long before we had print and film media to 'spread the word,' mankind was engaged in all forms of cruel and despicable behavior. To attribute war, killing, and violence to film, TV, and role-play games is to fly in the face of thousands of years of recorded history.","author":"Gary Gygax","tags":["gamer","gaming","human-nature","mankind","role-play","role-playing","role-playing-games","violence"],"id":50621,"author_id":"Gary+Gygax"},{"text":"After that, we had a short conversation about how your body can sometimes seem totally separate. She said her body can feel like a distant bureaucracy controlled by telegrams from her brain, and I said my body is sometimes like that of Mario Mario, being controlled with a Nintendo joypad. Mario's surname is Mario.","author":"Joe Dunthorne","tags":["gaming","humour"],"id":106341,"author_id":"Joe+Dunthorne"},{"text":"I will never understand why you Humans weren’t designed to recycle your body’s water after filtering waste. It’s just so much more efficient.","author":"Bryan Fields","tags":["dragons","fantasy","gaming","humor","magic"],"id":129491,"author_id":"Bryan+Fields"},{"text":"The further you get into technology, the further you go into gaming. That's the general rule.","author":"Nick Johnson","tags":["you","gaming","general "],"id":131860,"author_id":"Nick+Johnson"},{"text":"I'd ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken. And has schizophrenia.","author":"Ted Kosmatka","tags":["box","comic","gaming","glados","lab-rat","portal-2","science-fiction"],"id":133312,"author_id":"Ted+Kosmatka"},{"text":"Fireball doesn’t need a search warrant.","author":"Bryan Fields","tags":["fantasy","gaming","humor","magic","urban-fantasy"],"id":166775,"author_id":"Bryan+Fields"},{"text":"To me the arcade experience is the ultimate gaming experience.","author":"Eugene Jarvis","tags":["me","gaming","ultimate "],"id":187921,"author_id":"Eugene+Jarvis"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":23,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}