Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.

What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.

Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.

Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.