{"quotes":[{"text":"So, my sweet, did it put the fun into funeral?","author":"Johnny Rich","tags":["fun","funeral","funerals","funny","funny-but-sad"],"id":4032,"author_id":"Johnny+Rich"},{"text":"Wisdom of the Ages: 'Look out Below!' Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan.","author":"Matthew Heines","tags":["funny-but-sad","funny","humor","humorist","humorous","humorous"],"id":19128,"author_id":"Matthew+Heines"},{"text":"Wisdom of the Ages: 'The Pope and Congress' It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in the Capitol has completely fallen through.","author":"Matthew Heines","tags":["funny-but-sad","funny","funny-stuff","humor","humorist","humorous"],"id":26583,"author_id":"Matthew+Heines"},{"text":"Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm.","author":"David Cross","tags":["babies","funny","funny-but-sad","humor"],"id":41450,"author_id":"David+Cross"},{"text":"Wisdom of the Ages 'Unsuccessful Town Slogans' Sequim (WA)- 'We put the Dung in Dungeness.","author":"Matthew Heines","tags":["funny-but-sad","funny-humor","funny","humor","humorist","humorous"],"id":71215,"author_id":"Matthew+Heines"},{"text":"Wisdom of the Ages: 'National Symbol' With the preponderance of lawyers, banksters, arms, drug and tobacco dealers in our government, shouldn't our national symbol be changed from the eagle to the vulture?","author":"Matthew Heines","tags":["funny-but-sad","funny-but-true","funny","humor","humorist","humorous","humorous","national-character"],"id":79558,"author_id":"Matthew+Heines"},{"text":"America is still AmeriKKKa. Rather we like it or not.","author":"Fee Scott","tags":["funny-but-sad","reality-check","true"],"id":129996,"author_id":"Fee+Scott"},{"text":"Wisdom of the Ages: 'Government' Like a mafia protection racket-without the protection.","author":"Matthew Heines","tags":["funny-but-sad","funny","humor","humorist","humorous","humorous"],"id":196742,"author_id":"Matthew+Heines"},{"text":"Wisdom of the Ages 'US News Media' If the devil is the father of all lies, isn't the US News Media their bitchy stepmother?","author":"Matthew Heines","tags":["funny-but-sad","funny-but-true","funny","humorist","humorist-extraordinaire","humorous","humorous"],"id":206846,"author_id":"Matthew+Heines"},{"text":"I'll have that someday, thought Peter. Someone who'll kiss me good-bye at the door. Or maybe just someone to put a blindfold over my head before they shoot me. Depending on how things turn out.","author":"Orson Scott Card","tags":["aspirations","death","funny-but-sad","goals","humor","life"],"id":290020,"author_id":"Orson+Scott+Card"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":17,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}