{"quotes":[{"text":"This was one of those non-glamorous parts about college that people never tell you about - worrying that the dilapidated apartment hosting a party would fall apart with you in it.","author":"Alyssa Rose Ivy","tags":["college","funny-as-hell"],"id":1927,"author_id":"Alyssa+Rose+Ivy"},{"text":"Get your filthy paws off my son, feet pue tan!' Cherise.","author":"Sherrilyn Kenyon","tags":["a-mother-s-love","cherise-gautier","demons","funny-as-hell"],"id":49433,"author_id":"Sherrilyn+Kenyon"},{"text":"Ish #21 'Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!","author":"Regina Griffin","tags":["funny-as-hell","funny-but-true","funny","humerous","humor"],"id":78760,"author_id":"Regina+Griffin"},{"text":"She stared into his eyes and announced, “A good-bye kiss.”It was at that Raid stopped dead. “What?”“Raiden, the gig is up,” she declared, and Raid closed his eyes.Jesus, how could the woman be so infuriating and so fucking cute all at once?He opened his eyes and asked, “The gig is up?”She leaned into him and hissed, “Yes.”Fuck, he wanted to kiss her.He also wanted to shak.","author":"Kristen Ashley","tags":["funny-as-hell","funny","gig","humor","jig","language-understanding"],"id":113273,"author_id":"Kristen+Ashley"},{"text":"If life is unfair with everyone, doesn’t that make life fair.","author":"Thabang Gideon Magaola","tags":["funny-as-hell","lesson","lessons-learned","life-lessons","lifestyle"],"id":115175,"author_id":"Thabang+Gideon+Magaola"},{"text":"He also deeply distrusts vampires, as you had guessed yourself,” Bones added. “Aside from that, all I heard was enough repetitions of ‘how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck’ to make me want to stake myself.","author":"Jeaniene Frost","tags":["bones","funny-as-hell","humorous","one-grave-at-a-time"],"id":115505,"author_id":"Jeaniene+Frost"},{"text":"You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt.","author":"Laurell K. Hamilton","tags":["funny-as-hell","funny","humorous"],"id":135433,"author_id":"Laurell+K.+Hamilton"},{"text":"Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bitch.","author":"Lili St. Crow","tags":["funny","funny-as-hell","funny","funny-stuff","humor","humor-work","humorous","humour","wisdom","writer","writers-block","writers-on-writing","writing","writing-philosophy"],"id":149997,"author_id":"Lili+St.+Crow"},{"text":"I'm beginning to think my name has been changed to 'Damn it' or 'Asshole'' Styxx.","author":"Sherrilyn Kenyon","tags":["funny-as-hell","funny","funny-remarks"],"id":169340,"author_id":"Sherrilyn+Kenyon"},{"text":"Ish #303 'It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.","author":"Regina Griffin","tags":["funny","funny-as-hell","funny","humor"],"id":215157,"author_id":"Regina+Griffin"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":17,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}