{"quotes":[{"text":"My girl, always hated frogs,” Jackie stated when she’d controlled her hilarity.“That’s right, Mom,” Feb leveled her irate eyes at her mother, “I’m a girl therefore I hate frogs. I’d get kicked out of the girl club if I didn’t.","author":"Kristen Ashley","tags":["frogs","girls"],"id":49893,"author_id":"Kristen+Ashley"},{"text":"These days when you kiss a prince you often run the risk of turning him into a frog. But don't let the ogres in shining armor get you down. There is no need for distress - you don't want to be anyone's damsel anyway. Simply remind yourself that you are busy racking up those 'frequent failure points' that will eventually pay for an all expenses paid trip to Mr Right.","author":"Anthon St. Maarten","tags":["damsel-in-distress","dating","disaster-date","everlasting-love","failure-relationship","fairy-tales","fairy-tales-for-adults","fairytale","fairytale-romance","finding-love","frog-prince","frog-wisdom","frogs","kissing-frogs","kissing","kissing-spells","knight-in-shining-armor","love-hurts","love","love-story","love-waits","lovers","mr-right","myths","ogre","relationship-advice","relationship-problems","relationships","romance","soulmate","soulmate-secret","true-love-spell","twin-flames"],"id":68213,"author_id":"Anthon+St.+Maarten"},{"text":"There was some women in a café the other week that I was sat in, and she came up and she sat down with her mate and she was talkin' loudly goin' on about 'oh the baby's lovely.' They said it's got, er, lovely big eyes, er, really big hands and feet. Now that doesn't sound like a nice baby to me. I felt like sayin' it sounds like a frog. But I thought I don't know her, there's only so much you can say to a stranger. I don't know what kept me from sayin' it.","author":"Karl Pilkington","tags":["babies","eavesdropping","frogs","humour"],"id":75856,"author_id":"Karl+Pilkington"},{"text":"If frogs had side pockets, they'd carry hand guns.","author":"Dan Rather","tags":["animals","firearms","frogs","guns","pockets"],"id":81462,"author_id":"Dan+Rather"},{"text":"Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","breakup","breakups","date","dating","divorce","divorces","fable","fables","fairy-tale","fairy-tales","fantasies","fantasy","fiction","frog","frogs","funny","hilarious","humor","humorous","humour","joke","jokes","king","kings","kiss","kiss-a-frog","kiss-a-lot-of-frogs","kisser","kissers","kissing","marriage","marriages","prince","princes","princess","princesses","queen","queens","quotations","quotes","relationship","relationships","romance","romantic","satire","woman","women"],"id":123890,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"How many beers do y'all think it takes before one internationally scientist turns to another and says, 'Dude, bet you twenty bucks I can levitate a frog with a magnet?' ' Sam drawled.","author":"Robyn Schneider","tags":["beers","bet","drawled","drunk","dude","frogs","funny","humorous","levitate","magnets","random","sam","scientist"],"id":125121,"author_id":"Robyn+Schneider"},{"text":"The frog became a prince. The young girl believed and that made the difference. People become who they think they are.","author":"Brent M. Jones","tags":["become-a-prince","believe-in-yourself","frogs"],"id":240291,"author_id":"Brent+M.+Jones"},{"text":"Amphibians—the word comes from the Greek meaning ‘double life.","author":"Elizabeth Kolbert","tags":["amphibians","frogs","words"],"id":297504,"author_id":"Elizabeth+Kolbert"},{"text":"We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs.","author":"Eric Berne","tags":["civilization","frogs","prince"],"id":297767,"author_id":"Eric+Berne"},{"text":"Okay, so we know that someone at your place of work hacked into this laptop. That's what we know, that's all we know; let's not jump to conclusions...Yet.' 'Unless...It's backward...","author":"Dayna S. Rubin","tags":["cass","clowns","corporate-espionage","cybercrime","dandelions","ezra","fbi","frogs","mac","mel","paris","promis-software","russia","san-francisco","sonoma","spencer","suspense-action","the-paris-club","wine","wine-country"],"id":319313,"author_id":"Dayna+S.+Rubin"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":13,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}