I was ecstatic when they re-named 'French fries' as 'freedom fries.' Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. Government showing themselves as idiots.

— Johnny Depp

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— C.J. Carlyon

In a lot of ways that poor little potato' – Evan pointed directly at Jade’s French fries – 'symbolizes the reckless consumerism that plagues America.

— Francine Pascal