{"quotes":[{"text":"Mercifully one forgets one's love affairs as one forgets one's dreams.","author":"Iris Murdoch","tags":["affairs","dalliances","dreams","foibles","love","lovers","memory","regrets","romances"],"id":2000,"author_id":"Iris+Murdoch"},{"text":"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.","author":"Alice Roosevelt Longworth","tags":["vices","foibles"],"id":6968,"author_id":"Alice+Roosevelt+Longworth"},{"text":"Laugh and the world laughs with you  snore and you sleep alone.","author":"Katharine Whitehorn","tags":["vices","foibles"],"id":12002,"author_id":"Katharine+Whitehorn"},{"text":"I believe in practicing prudence  at least once every two or three years.","author":"Molly Ivins","tags":["vices","foibles"],"id":25897,"author_id":"Molly+Ivins"},{"text":"Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large.","author":"George Carlin","tags":["vices","foibles"],"id":33083,"author_id":"George+Carlin"},{"text":"I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing other patients.","author":"Oscar Levant","tags":["vices","foibles"],"id":37136,"author_id":"Oscar+Levant"},{"text":"I don't gamble. I invest with a risk.","author":"Howard Crossman","tags":["vices","foibles"],"id":43488,"author_id":"Howard+Crossman"},{"text":"I have my standards. They may be low  but I have them.","author":"Bette Midler","tags":["vices","foibles"],"id":62127,"author_id":"Bette+Midler"},{"text":"She realizes she doesn't know as much as God but feels she knows as much as God knew when he was her age.","author":"Dorothy Parker","tags":["vices","foibles"],"id":74741,"author_id":"Dorothy+Parker"},{"text":"He could sell the Pope on financing a Mormon tabernacle.","author":"Anonymous","tags":["vices","foibles"],"id":85061,"author_id":"Anonymous"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":48,"pages":5,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}