{"quotes":[{"text":"I'm an oracle of the past. I can accurately predict up to 1 minute in the future, by thoroughly investigating the last 2 years of your life. Also, I look like an old database – flat and full of useless info.","author":"Will Advise","tags":["accuracy","appearance","appearances","database","databases","flat","flatness","full","fullness","future","nothing","nsa","oracle","past","prediction","predictions","private","thorough","thoroughly","thoroughness","time","useless","years"],"id":65639,"author_id":"Will+Advise"},{"text":"When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["apathy","bore","bored","boredom","dissatisfaction","dreariness","dullness","education","employ","employed","employee","employees","employer","employers","employment","ennui","flatness","friday","frustration","humor","humour","interesting","job","joke","lassitude-tedium","lethargy","monotony","repetitiveness","restiveness","restlessness","satire","saturday","school","seven","sunday","unconcern","unemployed","unemployment","uninteresting","weariness","week","weekday","weekdays","weekend","weekends","weeks","work"],"id":290923,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":2,"pages":1}}