{"quotes":[{"text":"Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","appearance","appearances","argument","arguments","bazooms","berate","blame","blast","boob","boobs","bosom","bosoms","breast","breast-implants","breasts","castigate","censure","chastise","condemn","condemnation","cosmetic","cosmetic-surgeries","cosmetic-surgery","criticism","criticize","debate","debates","denounce","denture","dentures","denunciation","deprecation","disapprobation","disapproval","disapprove","disfavor","dislike","displeasure","dissatisfaction","distaste","false-teeth","find-fault-with","funny","hair","hilarious","hooters","humor","humorous","humour","hypocrisy","hypocrite","hypocrites","implant","implants","joke","jokes","knockers","lay-into","looks","natural-hair","objection","quotations","quotes","rebuke","reprimand","reprove","revile","satire","slam","surgeries","surgery","take-to-task","thumbs-down","weave","weaves"],"id":50678,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"He [Old Mr. Turveydrop] was a fat old gentleman with a false complexion, false teeth, false whiskers, and a wig. He had a fur collar, and he had a padded breast to his coat, which only wanted a star or a broad blue ribbon to be complete. He was pinched in, and swelled out, and got up, and strapped down, as much as he could possibly bear.","author":"Charles Dickens","tags":["false-teeth","turveydrop","vanity","wig"],"id":70028,"author_id":"Charles+Dickens"},{"text":"I would like to believe in the myth that we grow wiser with age. In a sense my disbelief is wisdom. Those of a middle generation, if charitable or sentimental, subscribe to the wisdom myth, while the callous see us as dispensable objects, like broken furniture or dead flowers. For the young we scarcely exist unless we are unavoidable members of the same family, farting, slobbering, perpetually mislaying teeth and bifocals.","author":"Patrick White","tags":["disbelief","false-teeth","farting","myths","old-age","senility","wisdom","youth"],"id":113397,"author_id":"Patrick+White"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":3,"pages":1}}