{"quotes":[{"text":"I heard the car door shut and then Fabian's voice. 'You won't believe what I found around the edge of your property,' the ghost announced. 'A cave with prehistoric painting inside it!' I rolled my eyes. That was the best tactic Fabian could come up with? This was a vampire he was trying to stall, not a paleontologist.","author":"Jeaniene Frost","tags":["bones","fabian","funny","stalling"],"id":17509,"author_id":"Jeaniene+Frost"},{"text":"Can you enter a house uninvited?'No.'Why?'That would be rude.","author":"Abigail Gibbs","tags":["fabian","humor","sarcasm","vampire-mythology","violet"],"id":321223,"author_id":"Abigail+Gibbs"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":2,"pages":1}}