{"quotes":[{"text":"Me: I am very busy now. Can you please excuse me for few minutes?She: Oh ok. But why are you sweating all over your body?Me: I am very busy, that is why. I am dreaming extra-large dreams.","author":"Israelmore Ayivor","tags":["big-dreams","dream","dream-big","dreams","excuse-me","extra","extra-large-dreams","extra-mile","i-dream","i-have-a-dream","me","she","success","sweat","sweatinging","sweats","wild-dreams"],"id":46627,"author_id":"Israelmore+Ayivor"},{"text":"A hundred words put together to formulate an excuse will never resolve a conflict, political justifications are silly lies.","author":"Auliq Ice","tags":["excuse-me","excuses","justice","justification","liars","solving-problems"],"id":169879,"author_id":"Auliq+Ice"},{"text":"They all call me 'Excuse me,' even though my nametag clearly says 'Jordan.' It's like people don't actually exist while they're working. Workers are just tools who aren't supposed to have feelings or personalities. You don't become human until your shift is over. Until then, we're all just zombies. We're dead to the world: infected people who need to be avoided, unless, of course, someone needs to know where the paintbrushes are located.","author":"J. Cornell Michel","tags":["avoid","avoided","dead","dead-people","dead-to-the-world","excuse-me","exist","existence","feel","feeling","feelings","feels","human","human-nature","humanity","humans","infected","infected-people","infection","infectious","infectious-diseases","jordan","located","location","name","name-tag","names","nametag","need","over","paint-brush","paintbrushes","people","people-suck","personalities","personality","sales","salesman","salesmen","shift","supposed-to","tool","tools","until-then","work","work-ethic","working","works","world","zombie","zombie-apocalypse","zombies","zompoc"],"id":310811,"author_id":"J.+Cornell+Michel"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":3,"pages":1}}