{"quotes":[{"text":"Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!” said Piglet, feeling him. Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time.","author":"A.A. Milne","tags":["eeyore","humor","piglet","river","wet"],"id":5758,"author_id":"A.A.+Milne"},{"text":"And out floated Eeyore. 'Eeyore!' cried everybody. Looking very calm, very dignified, with his legs in the air, came Eeyore from beneath the bridge. 'It's Eeyore!' cried Roo, terribly excited. 'Is that so?' said Eeyore, getting caught up by a little eddy, and turning slowly round three times. 'I wondered.' 'I didn't know you were playing,' said Roo. 'I'm not,' said Eeyore. 'Eeyore, what are you doing there?' said Rabbit. 'I'll give you three guesses, Rabbit. Digging holes in the ground? Wrong. Leaping from branch to branch of a young oak-tree? Wrong. Waiting for somebody to help me out of the river? Right. Give Rabbit time, and he'll always get the answer.' 'But, Eeyore,' said Pooh in distress, 'what can we--I mean, how shall we--do you think if we--' 'Yes,' said Eeyore. 'One of those would be just the thing. Thank you, Pooh.","author":"A.A. Milne","tags":["bridge","eeyore","floating","pooh","river","sarcasm"],"id":157197,"author_id":"A.A.+Milne"},{"text":"No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.","author":"A.A. Milne","tags":["brain","eeyore","humor","thinking","thoughts","winnie-the-pooh"],"id":200900,"author_id":"A.A.+Milne"},{"text":"I might have known,” said Eeyore. “After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said ‘Bother!’. The Social Round. Always something going on.","author":"A.A. Milne","tags":["eeyore","friends","humor","pooh","winnie-the-pooh"],"id":372371,"author_id":"A.A.+Milne"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":4,"pages":1}}