{"quotes":[{"text":"Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape.","author":"Jacqueline Patricks","tags":["apocalypse","civialization","duct-tape","end-of-the-world","sarcasm-humor","worry"],"id":13139,"author_id":"Jacqueline+Patricks"},{"text":"Duct tape can't fix stupid,' Bas growled. 'Maybe not,' Red replied, 'but it can hold it down and muffled the screams.","author":"T. Hammond","tags":["comedy","dog","duct-tape","humor","stupid"],"id":247555,"author_id":"T.+Hammond"},{"text":"Wilbur looked at the list glumly. 'Are you sure you need all this stuff?'Yep.'The ax?'The ax is critical.'The c.","author":"Ursula Vernon","tags":["adventure","duct-tape","heroism","humor","humorous","shopping"],"id":305343,"author_id":"Ursula+Vernon"},{"text":"But just now, he'd gotten on his knees and proposed marriage, like in a television commercial for a diamond ring. Except of course they had the roll of duct tape instead, which, when you came to think about it, was a far more practical item. Such a bad mistake it would be, to embark on marriage and adult life without a nice supply of duct tape.","author":"Nancy Werlin","tags":["duct-tape","marriage"],"id":329860,"author_id":"Nancy+Werlin"},{"text":"One down,' Beckendorf said. 'About five thousand to go.' He tossed me a jar of thick green liquid—Greek fire, one of the most dangerous magical substances in the world. Then he threw me another essential tool of demigod heroes—duct tape.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["beckendorf","duct-tape","percy-jackson"],"id":347362,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":5,"pages":1}}