{"quotes":[{"text":"My sister is running away to get lost, but I am running away because I want to find something. And my parents love me so much that they want to help me. Yeah, Dad is a drunk and Mom is an ex-drunk, but they don't want their kids to be drunks.","author":"Sherman Alexie","tags":["drunk","find-something","help","kids","lost","parents","running-away","sister","to-be"],"id":4461,"author_id":"Sherman+Alexie"},{"text":"If you get drunk today ask yourself why you never got drunk yesterday, and if you got drunk yesterday ask yourself today why you got drunk yesterday. Drunkenness is bad when it affects someone’s life in a bad way.","author":"Simon Mashalla","tags":["ask-yourself","bad","drunk","drunkenness","today","yesterday"],"id":6111,"author_id":"Simon+Mashalla"},{"text":"Oh, no, nope, shoot. Are we about to human mate?","author":"Jackson Lanzing","tags":["alien","drunk","human","joyride","kolstak","mating","mating-habits"],"id":7688,"author_id":"Jackson+Lanzing"},{"text":"When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.","author":"Jessica Nigri","tags":["alcohol","drunk","happiness"],"id":7729,"author_id":"Jessica+Nigri"},{"text":"You meet a new guy, analyze him, not good for marriage, not good for a relationship, not good for fucking, maybe excepting the very drunk mood, so, conclusion: this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.","author":"Irina Bors","tags":["beautiful","conclusion","drunk","friendship","fucking","guy","marriage","relationship"],"id":13724,"author_id":"Irina+Bors"},{"text":"I am not collarbones or drunken letters never sent. I am not the way I leave or left or didn’t know how to handle anything,at any time,and I am not your fault.","author":"Charlotte Eriksson","tags":["break-up","charlotte-eriksson","drunk","growing-up","leave","leaving","letters","lost-love","poetry","prose","prose-poetry","sad","the-glass-child","tumblr-writer","youth"],"id":16420,"author_id":"Charlotte+Eriksson"},{"text":"Common sense got drunk and giddy when Olivia was on the premises. Maybe he should just raise a glass, too, and dub reason a lost cause.","author":"Kelly Moran","tags":["common-sense","drinking","drunk","enamored","love"],"id":16892,"author_id":"Kelly+Moran"},{"text":"Drinking myself blind seemed like the next logical step.","author":"Justin Cronin","tags":["blind","drinking","drunk","logic"],"id":20524,"author_id":"Justin+Cronin"},{"text":"‘There’s no time for right or wrong,’ I said.","author":"Steven Ramirez","tags":["chaos","cheated","contagion","crazies","dead","death","drunk","hell-on-earth","horde","hordes","horror","horror-fantasy","na","new-adult","novel","paramilitary","paranormal-thriller","quarantine","revenge","soldier","soldiers","thriller","undead-thriller","weapon","weapons","zombie","zombie-apocalypse","zombie-horror","zombie-thriller","zombies"],"id":21341,"author_id":"Steven+Ramirez"},{"text":"(When told that he is a drunk) My dear, you are ugly; but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.","author":"Sir Winston Churchill","tags":["drunk","humour","ugly"],"id":22593,"author_id":"Sir+Winston+Churchill"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":194,"pages":20,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}