{"quotes":[{"text":"You can be yourself without pursuing yourself. Have you ever seen a dog chase his own tail? He just runs in circles.","author":"Criss Jami","tags":["animal","arrogance","be-yourself","chase","circle","consideration","dog","ego","help","helping-others","narcissism","others","pet","pride","pursue","rhetorical","self","selfish","selflessness","serve","serving-others"],"id":764,"author_id":"Criss+Jami"},{"text":"A dog has one aim in life... To bestow his heart.","author":"J.R. Ackerley","tags":["care","dog","doglovers","humanity","kindness","love","peace","selflessness"],"id":4747,"author_id":"J.R.+Ackerley"},{"text":"The dog is the god of frolic.","author":"Henry Ward Beecher","tags":["dog","god "],"id":11566,"author_id":"Henry+Ward+Beecher"},{"text":"We could be having a good or a bad day and Bear would give you a warm greeting that could melt your heart.","author":"J. Wesley Porter","tags":["affection","care","dog","family","love","puppy"],"id":15200,"author_id":"J.+Wesley+Porter"},{"text":"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.","author":"Fran Lebowitz","tags":["dog","you","tail "],"id":17505,"author_id":"Fran+Lebowitz"},{"text":"Shigure Sohma: So anyway I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is if it isn't a problem.Hatori Sohma: No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening. Shigure Sohma: Hmmm What's this Hatori I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru  [long silence from the other end of the phone]Shigure Sohma: [shouts] I knew it You naughty naughty man you Hatori Sohma: No I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.","author":"Natsuki Takaya","tags":["crush","dog","dragon","fruits-basket","funny","hatori","lol","shigure","tohru"],"id":20691,"author_id":"Natsuki+Takaya"},{"text":"I’ll give you a theory: Man’s closest relative is not the chimpanzee, as the TV people believe, but is, in fact, the dog.","author":"Garth Stein","tags":["chimpanzees","dog","evolution"],"id":20892,"author_id":"Garth+Stein"},{"text":"It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high.","author":"Steven Seagal","tags":["work","dog","mother "],"id":22512,"author_id":"Steven+Seagal"},{"text":"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.","author":"Groucho Marx","tags":["dog","best friend","pet "],"id":22947,"author_id":"Groucho+Marx"},{"text":"Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.","author":"Rodney Dangerfield","tags":["dog","egypt","him "],"id":23961,"author_id":"Rodney+Dangerfield"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":335,"pages":34,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}