{"quotes":[{"text":"It was the kind of storm that suggests the whole sky has swallowed a diuretic.","author":"Terry Pratchett","tags":["diarrhea","funny","humor","rain","storm","weather"],"id":11420,"author_id":"Terry+Pratchett"},{"text":"Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["comfort","defecation","diarrhea","digestion","equality","inequality","ingestion","money","poor","poverty","shit","shitty","suffer","suffering","toilet","toilet-paper","toilet-roll","unpleasant"],"id":88632,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"Chauncy made a huge effort to control himself. “I had lunch at Maisie’s Diner.”“And?”“And what? It was the most revolting lunch it has been my misfortune to consume.”“And after?”“Diarrhea, of course.","author":"Douglas Preston","tags":["diarrhea","food"],"id":258958,"author_id":"Douglas+Preston"},{"text":"Blood is thicker than water, and so is diarrhea.","author":"Josh Stern","tags":["absurd","blood","diarrhea","humor","thicker","water"],"id":326039,"author_id":"Josh+Stern"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":4,"pages":1}}